Two out of three of us were quite excited about the weekends results. Two out of three of us were verbally wanking over our teams defensive fulcrums. One of us was complaining about cliches. In addition to what happened in the Liverpool – Chelsea and Arsenal – Newcastle games, we have a few words about Mario Balotelli’s temper, English Captains’ immunity, the Manchester Derby and word or two about Bafana Bafana and Banyana Banyana. There was, also, possibly, some singing.